Saturday, July 28, 2007
Friday, July 27, 2007
Vore Technique

Long ago in a galaxy far far...in the desert of Oregon...When I was a young lad, I would go nuts trying to finds various items I had lost. On many occasions my father would take on the search as I would give up and move on to other childhood ventures. But dad would always find my knick knacks. When asked about his method he would simply reply "I used the Vore technique."
Well folks, seeing as I am now a father I believe I might have recieved this amazing ability to find things. Its been more than two years since Kathy and I got married. I had misplaced a couple REI gift cards and tonight I set out to find them. Seriously frustrated, I fell into a kind of trance like Luke in the Dagobah system. I awoke having opened an obscure shoebox full of old papers. In my hand were the gift cards. The Vore Technique? You be the judge...
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
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